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Past. Present. Future.

____   "The greater the love, the greater the tragedy when it’s over." - Nicholas Sparks

How cute! (Taken with Instagram at Canyon Crest Towne Center)

How cute! (Taken with Instagram at Canyon Crest Towne Center)

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
#police  #riverside  #college  #ucr  #canyon  #plaza  #bug  #cute  #funny  #life  #daily  #new  #old  #instagram 

Owl

Me:Someone said you look like an owl.
Jeff:Who?
Me:HAHAHAHAH
Jeff:WHO?!
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Jeff:...................ha ha ha you think you are sooo funny.......
I couldn't stop laughing for a good 15minutes
— 2 years ago with 10 notes
#owl  #joke  #tumblr  #chat  #boyfriend  #funny  #dumb  #love  #life  #daily 
"Chicken pot pie, three of my favorite things."
Pablo Francisco
— 2 years ago with 43 notes
#Pablo Francisco  #comedian  #chicken  #pot  #pie  #funny  #life  #daily 

Mother!!

Me:I don't know what else to write!
Mother:What is your topic about?
Me:SOPA.. and tie that with what I learned in class.
Mother:Oh, you're on your own then.
— 2 years ago with 43 notes
#conversation  #daily  #funny  #mother  #home  #SOPA  #college  #ucr  #sucks  #social psychology  #paper 
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Now people are going to start posting/reblogging bullshit text messages pictures like:

"It’s 11:11! Make a wish!"
"I wish you were here."

…..And it will get 20,000+ notes. Or it can be funny like:

"It’s 11:11! Make a wish!"
"I wish you were here.. OH WAIT, I JUST MISSED IT. Guess I’ll just have to wait til 2022" 

I’m such a hater, kekeke ^-^V

— 2 years ago with 7 notes
#11:11  #people  #life  #post  #text  #messages  #funny  #stupid  #tumblr  #daily  #wish  #hater 

Fish hooks

Kid:1, 2, 3, 4 who's that knocking on my door? 5, 6, 7, 8 hurry up and don't be late! 9, 10, 11, 12 hurry up and ring the bell! Lalalalalalala
— 2 years ago with 5 notes
#kids  #fish  #hooks  #camp  #work  #funny  #cute  #rhyme  #talk  #chat  #sing